

Picture Write: BananaShuffling through the kitchen, looking for a snack, I came across a particularly appetizing piece of fruit. Studying it for a few seconds, I looked for the top, planning to peel it open. After a minute or two of frustration, I gave up and took a bite. Letting the taste play across my tongue for a few seconds, I let out a little confused sigh and shook my head. Tossing it into the garbage can, I headed out of the kitchen, no longer hungry. I was beginning to suspect that that banana had been lying to me all along.Picture Write: Banana
Bastard.


Picture Write: BoobsAs I wandered through the carnival, a sign made of flashing lights caught my eye. As I walked over to it, I couldn't help but notice the words. "Flying Boobs." As I walked to the attraction, I chuckled. Oh! I thought to myself, That must be some clever word play. It must be a new ride, or a group of acrobats with a sense of humor. The sign certainly caught my attention, I think I'll go see.Picture Write: Boobs
Half an hour later I walked out of the booth, feeling slightly dirty. Who would have guessed that the sign was completely literal?


Picture Write: HorseI love this picture, but it causes me no end of frustration. Whenever I pull it out of my wallet to show off to people, they always smile condescendingly at me. They say that it is a very well framed picture. They tell me that it is a very pretty opticall illusion and that I should try to take photographs more often. It is all quite frustrating, especially with the patronizing tone they use. They don't understand though. I'm not a photographer, I'm a wizard. Somewhere in my house is a bottle full of little horses and riders.Picture Write: Horse
I swear.


Picture Write: CoconutAs I strolled down the beach, I picked through the driftwood boredly, picking up anything interesting. A shiny seashell. A beautiful piece of blue glass from what I could only assume to be a bottle. I paused, finding a coconut lying on the beach. After a few minutes of work, I had it open, and I quickly drank the milk. I ate it with my fingers, enjoying the simple pleasure. Looking down at the coconuts, I made holes in each and tied them together with the rope. I turned to an imaginary peasant.Picture Write: Coconut
"Come, Patsy"
With that, I clipped away.
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